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*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this
You’re making out with your partner and things start to get hot. You start feeling under their shirt only to discover they’re wearing chain-mail.
The Rains of Castamere begins playing.
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The Pilots Melancholy
by Dominik Smialowski
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art history meme. 6/6 themes, series, & subjects
the arrow collar man, c.1907-1931
j.c. leyendeckerDuring the decades between the two World Wars, the “Arrow Collar Man,” the advertising figure of the Arrow Collars and Shirts company, became the icon of urbane American masculinity. The unnamed artist-rendered figure, created by J. C. Leyendecker, received more fan mail from adoring women and girls than most leading men of the stage and screen and inspired numerous songs.
Unknown to the public, this epitome of male beauty and heterosexual female admiration was, ironically, the product of a homosexual collaboration that lasted half a century between the artist and his model, Charles Beach. Although Norman Rockwell is today the best remembered illustrator of early twentieth-century Americana, Leyendecker’s ubiquitous images helped to define mainstream American standards of beauty and sophistication from the 1890s to the 1940s. (x)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
my ride is here
WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING
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