Then maybe I’ll pin him down under Mjolnir and eat ice cream in front of him. That’ll teach him a lesson.
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Tony Starch AKA Iron Man
I need this
And I’d promptly ruin it forever by accidentally melting fabric on it
